| Deviant Login | Shop | Join deviantART for FREE  |
Take the Tour  |
I'm pretty much the best. "Word to your moms I came to drop bombsI'm pretty much the best. by ~AlongCameStalin
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms"
House of Pain ~ 'Jump Around'
My name is Evan, and I kill dinosaurs with my bare hands.
Throughout the course of my day I am often asked multiple times: "Evan, how is it that you are so suave, so debonair?" Well, the answer is that, despite how easy I might make it look, it really is anything but.
Overall, I'm a pretty decent guy, I like to think. I know how to treat a woman. Kids love me. Animals love me. Hell, even old people love me. Let's face it; I'm down with the bitches and hoes.
Another question I am often asked (following the form
Philosophisizing. "It's a wise person, I guess, who knows he's dumb, and an honest person who knows he's a liar. And it's a dumb person, I guess, who's convinced he is wise, I conclude to myself (wisely), as we wise grown-ups here at the company go gliding in and out all day long, scaring each other at our desks and cubicles and water coolers and trying to evade the people who frighten us." ~ Joseph Heller - Something HappenedPhilosophisizing. by ~AlongCameStalin
An interesting rat race, this is. Despite how many desperate claims everyone makes to the contrary, we're all just a bunch of animals.
We're all destined to serve our time, make our mark, and then take our exit, and no one can ch
ID. by ~AlongCameStalinThe Cattle Farmer. THE STORY OF THE CATTLE FARMERThe Cattle Farmer. by ~AlongCameStalin
Once upon a time, on a magical island far far away, there was a cattle farmer. The cattle farmer had a problem, which was that all of his baby cows kept getting eaten by wolves. So one night, he formulated a plot. He went to Afghanistan and bought all the landmines he could find.
He planted the landmines that night and waited gleefully for the wolves to reappear. When they did he lit the fuse and ran away.
The mines exploded killing the wolves, the cows, the farmer, and anyone else in the immediate vicinity. The force of the explosion was such that the island was shook to it's foundati
Sta.sh
--
avalanche
[lost in a sea of sighs]
--
avalanche
[lost in a sea of sighs]
yes he is.
ahah.
lets go eat a puzzle.
and how come my ID wont showww up.
its gay.
--
avalanche
[lost in a sea of sighs]
i love you. and i think i saw u today with chris.
DID U SEE ME CHUCK A TEXTBOOOK AT DEVIN COE'S WIMP ASS??
*face
so funny.
--
avalanche
[lost in a sea of sighs]
i like your writings : D
oh and i like your picture too lol
--
God Bless
--
avalanche
[lost in a sea of sighs]