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I'm pretty much the best."Word to your moms I came to drop bombs I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms"I'm pretty much the best.
House of Pain ~ 'Jump Around'
My name is Evan, and I kill dinosaurs with my bare hands.
Throughout the course of my day I am often asked multiple times: "Evan, how is it that you are so suave, so debonair?" Well, the answer is that, despite how easy I might make it look, it really is anything but.
Overall, I'm a pretty decent guy, I like to think. I know how to treat a woman. Kids love me. Animals love me. Hell, even old people love me. Let's face it; I'm down with the bitches and hoes.
by ~AlongCameStalin
Philosophisizing."It's a wise person, I guess, who knows he's dumb, and an honest person who knows he's a liar. And it's a dumb person, I guess, who's convinced he is wise, I conclude to myself (wisely), as we wise grown-ups here at the company go gliding in and out all day long, scaring each other at our desks and cubicles and water coolers and trying to evade the people who frighten us." ~ Joseph Heller - Something HappenedPhilosophisizing.
An interesting rat race, this is. Despite how many desperate claims everyone makes to the contrary, we're all just a bunch of animals.
We're all destined to serve our time, make our mark, and then take ou
by ~AlongCameStalin
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The Cattle Farmer.THE STORY OF THE CATTLE FARMERThe Cattle Farmer.
Once upon a time, on a magical island far far away, there was a cattle farmer. The cattle farmer had a problem, which was that all of his baby cows kept getting eaten by wolves. So one night, he formulated a plot. He went to Afghanistan and bought all the landmines he could find.
He planted the landmines that night and waited gleefully for the wolves to reappear. When they did he lit the fuse and ran away.
The mines exploded killing the wolves, the cows, the farmer, and anyone else in the immediate vicinity. The
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- Current Residence: Your basement.
- Interests: Writing, Film-making-writing-editing, Photography, chalk pastels.
- Favourite movie: Shawn of the Dead.
- Favourite band or musician: Just one? Uhhh.... Hmm... Sufjan Stevens.
- Favourite genre of music: Funk, bitch.
- Favourite artist: Robert Crumb.
- Favourite poet or writer: For pure story? Stephen King. For underlying themes? Kurt Vonnegut.
- Favourite photographer: Cindy Sherman.
- Favourite style of art: I dunno. I don't really narrow it down all that much.
- Operating System: Windows XP home edition.
- MP3 player of choice: Well I have an iPod, but it's atrocious.
- Shell of choice: Shell?
- Wallpaper of choice: The kind that stays on?
- Skin of choice: My own? Geez.
- Favourite game: WoW.
- Favourite gaming platform: I'd have to say computer, but anything's good.
- Favourite cartoon character: Meatwad.
- Personal Quote: "I before E except after C, BITCH!!!"
- Tools of the Trade: Uhhmmredpmddfhdfmhpm...
- Website: http://www.myspace.com/powbiatch
- AIM: YeOldeEvan
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yes he is.
ahah.
lets go eat a puzzle.
and how come my ID wont showww up.
its gay.
i love you. and i think i saw u today with chris.
DID U SEE ME CHUCK A TEXTBOOOK AT DEVIN COE'S WIMP ASS??
*face
so funny.
i like your writings : D
oh and i like your picture too lol
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God Bless
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